Well i don't know what i did but Reason crashes my computer every time I try to run it. Not immediately, either, it waits until I'm in the middle of doing something and then the entire computer goes to bluescreen with text that says "Crashing in progress, please wait" and then sometimes it goes to a black screen after that that says "I forgot how to computer so please either tell me how to again, or turn me off." At first i thought the CPU was overheating, but I gave it a pretty good cleaning and then it crashed on me again, so if the CPU is still overheating me and physics need to have a talk because fuck that guy amiriteladies. 

Anywho, the point is, help me please. thank you.

that you should have used protection

Creeping Suspicion

Hi my names max, i made another song. It's a loop. You should listen to it. You should use it in your videogame, short movie, or other mixed-media project. and if you're a female who fits my description of attractive, you should come hang out with me. That'd be neat. Anyways goodbye.

So i made another song(two actually, since my last post) and though i hate making these posts because i really have to stretch to find something to say other than "new song go listen(link)" I don't want my last post(and the song i was promoting on it) to stay front and center because I'm not all that fond of said song haha.

but HEY, if you want to hear my two newest pieces, the first is a little jingle called Child's Play(no relation to the horror movie series). I feel it has a very childish vibe to it, but with a meloncholy undertone. Fun fact, the working title for the track was "Boohoo Choochoo". That shit's got assonance AND a rhyme scheme yeah BOIS.

The second, more recent track is a videogame loop called What a Waste. Some of the dynamic and mixing details got fucked up somewhere between converting it from Reason to .wav and .wav to .mp3 but it came out allright; the only major detail i noticed aside from a slight drop in sound quality is it's a little hard to hear one of the backing percussion tracks but everything else sounds fine. But yeah, comment, review, rate, star, download, any of the above are all appreciated, and thanks for listening!

I made more music SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKLERS WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT

BareBones

I once tried to make a pop song. I then tried to sing to that pop song. That song was called Cardiac Arrest and can be found under my uploads, but it's mysteriously missing vocals *gasp* 8O *gasp*

turns out, I couldn't sing the part i wrote for the song. I tried again recently, having improved my modest vocal abilities somewhat, but NAY!!! Sing the song(well) I could not! But lo, I am indeed a wordsmith, and smithy me some verbs, nounds, adjectives, pronouns, etc, I did. And then I sang it. And then I mixed it. and then I uploaded it. Then I went to make a post about it, but realized as I started to do so that I am tired of making posts for songs because all I really want to say is "Here's a song" but I don't want to be so horribly droll, so rather I simply began typing. And now the post is too meta, but in a stupid backwords way. Like a reverse uroboros, twisting around backwards to shove it's head up it's own ass in an infinite circle. 

another song to hopefully add lyrics to one day. Luckily(for me, i guess. or maybe for the song, I don't know), that day might be as soon as this coming friday! Here's hoping. in the meantime, here's the instrumental tracks:

Mockingbird

Enjoy, and if you have any thoughts or pointers, I always love to read a good review!

Stay classy you beautiful puddles of mud

So it is

I actually wrote this one back when i was super depressed and jobless and not very good at making music, so when i returned to work on it recently it was only a 10 second loop. It was still an interesting idea though, and after adding a little more guitar here, a little reinstalling of Reason over there, and bob's you're uncle we have a song. Great guy, Bob. You should talk to him more often.

I want to add lyrics to this track, but i don't think my voice would quite work with the song, at least not in the lower register that I'm used to singing in. We'll see, it may be time to get weird with it, maybe try and figure out this little vocoder kajigermadoodle.

Hardwired world

I'm quite pleased with this one. I call it industrial, but i don't know if it actually is. there's just a fair bit of electric sounding bollocks and a decent amount of grit, plus a very pretty lead pad that brings the song both in and out beautifully. Like I said, I'm quite pleased. Quite, yes.

ANOTHER NEW SONG?!?!?! What does this guy do all day?!

drugs. the answer is drugs. 

anyway, the new track is called Punch Drunk, named so for the way that i did not spend a lot of time naming it. Or mixing it. To be honest this is still a bit of a work in progress, but the concept is clear and it's still a good track overall. Definitely going to go back and re-mix the prject though. not like, remix remix but just mix it again... but better. that might be a ways down the line though, i have a lot of procrastinating to do.

This is actually an old song, really. The first one I ever wrote. I've recorded it a few times now but for some reason it always feels unfinished to me. But i still like it as is, although i wish i were a little better at playing guitar. The riffing track in the background of this track is new, and the song as a whole is structured differently than the last time i recorded it, so i guess this is still a work in progress. If i ever finish it, I'll let you know!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/625012

I have posted anew! Song. A new song.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/624846

Sepia Stones is my most recent attempt at pop rock/folk. I tried to make this one sound like and old song being played on a record, and I don't think i quite achieved that but i still like the overall feel of the song. As far as something i made myself in just a couple of hours I'm fairly proud of it, but mostly I'm proud of how far I've come. It used to take me years of procrastination to write a song with vocals and guitar, but it's all coming a bit smoother now. Looking forward to writing more!